Hello!! Bilbo Baggins, at your service. Feel free to leave me a message, and if you'd like to chat, I'm always up for it.

((Hi!! Decided to make this a full RP blog, though I will still be reblogging lots of random crap. ^_^ Always willing to do RP with anyone- no relationships though. This mun and her muse belong to boffins-and-bagginshield.))

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gallifreyburning:

#Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds., #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats., #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles., #See if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding!, #Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence., #keep calm and DAMMIT JIM,

dragonspark225:

hobbitfromhogwartsinthetardis:

actuallybatman:

jaggedcliffs:

#And tom’s all UNCONTROLLABLE EXCITEMENT #and Robert’s all ‘You’re so *cute* #Like a puppy #Six feet tall. #And less slobbery. #SUSAN #I WANT ONE’

Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!

“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”

“But Susan, he’s English” 

“I need him!”

(Source: gorgeousanon)

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

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I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

THIS EPISODE IS LEGIT ONE OF THE FREAKIEST EVER!!!!! IT STILL TERRIFIES ME.

ababyhamster:

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

serious string

(Source: murphys)

cuntwarrior:

noteleanor:

hopethefangirl:

derek-hales-butt-cheeks:

hedgeh0ggy:

kyleehenke:

this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing

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It’s literally saying “no”.

I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO

“The great thing about washing your cat is that it builds trust between you and your animal.” “NOOOOOOOOOO”

omfg

I think I just died of laughter.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes 

codependent-brothers-j2:

Gabriel, you are five.

That awkward moment when you are a powerful archangel and the safest place you can think of is the backseat of the Impala.

euclase:

amandatollesonart:

Spock by Amanda Tolleson
Freehand digital painting on corel with oil paint brushes

Damn, girl.

caligaes:

dansphalluspalace:

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.

awwww, demonic looking cutie